Tonight I Will Review My Parents

My parents are pretty cool. My mom's name is Cosmia, and my dad's name is Mike. They have a good taste in music so that's good, but they're really dysfunctional. My mom claims that my dad isn't my real dad, but I still think he is. She also claims I was born in a lab in a test tube. Sometimes she gets these mood swings where she calls me a bitch and then proceeds to say she loves me. My dad on the other hand is always high. He's not very nice to my mom either. He keeps asking her to ride his "Flesh Canoe", and I have no idea what that means, but it sounds pretty gross. He's also a musician and he writes these pieces with a lot of harsh noise that piss off my mom. He also constantly asks her to get plastic surgery so she can look like one of those K-Pop singers. It turns out my real dad is Lil B, so does that mean I'm the Based Jesus?

Overall, my parents have excellent taste in music, and watching them fight all the time is good entertainment.

10.0/10