EPIC REVEIW BY THE BEST OF ALL TIME
please play music as you read this reveiw
this reveiw is done live during a listenthrough

01 <3 & Luck
wow can I start off by saying how annoying it is to write that title. it takes me way too long and requires too much effort on my part. I think Collaptic should change it to something that makes more sense, like maybe heart and luck. you see that requires a lot less of me pressing the shift key, and that makes me happy. songs pretty cool too
02 Mind Vassal
this song is good when it opens. It reminds me of something on a beach. Lots of clapping, snares, and snaps to remind me where I am though, which is good because I can't go floating off somewhere finding shells. The vocals sound good I wonder who did them, is it collaptic himself? i think its sampled actully idunno. It said california though which is where i live. stoked on that.
03 Reel #4
This one starts out really mellow. It feels like flaoting somewhere. Maybe in the ocean, with jsut enough sunlight breaking through to create some sparkles. then its more like in the air. I'm like flying or something. really not enough guitar or vocal grunts though. would enjoy some references to satan or something imo
04 Summer
Well this is a graet song to reveiw right now becasue it's like almost summer or something. it damn well feels like it, its like 80 something degrees and im sweating my fdick off. lemme go get some juice ill brb guys.
This juice is wonderful, probably the best juice I've ever dank. It's fresh and cold, straight out of the refrigerator which gives it a refreshing feeling as you drink it. The first sip takes you away, The orange tartness immediately hits you followed by fructose concentrate dreams. It goes down easy, piratically sliding down your throat like a dick down mikes. It tastes even fresher then how delicious it is. I can ahrdly tell its been sealed for a few weeks, and shipped from mexico or something. They doo good with the preservatives to sustain the quality, and decadence you deserve when relaxing with a nice, cool glass of juice. The design of the carton isn't that bad either. It's orange, which perfectly outlines the fact that it's orange juice. It has vines, and even little oranges. Its well designed and very clean, which is good because some people could see that in the store and decide right then and there to buy it.

Overall, this juice was a delight with some new-wave inspired roots, and im excited to taste Trader Joe's next release.

9/10